Historically as our group has departed from Arizona on it's annual Northerly Trek to South Dakota we get surprised at some point by "Open Range" Cattle. I know for those of you in the mid-west and east that your concerns are primarily deer - as it should be - our's base on our travels over the years is cows. So making lite of our cow situation we put this letter together... as if cows can read.
"Editors letter to Cows Dear cows, it's time again for that annual northerly human migration. Please remember to stay far off the side of the road and only allow yourself to be seen by a select few. We humans don't want to hurt you and don't want you to scare us, so here's the deal - you stay off all pavement between here and there and we won't turn you into steak for the evening meal. All dark colored cows, you must stay in your pasture at night - there is no socializing after sunset. All cows planning roadside parties - unfortunately they have all been cancelled during the month of August - so please adhere to any notices that your rancher's have put you on and pay special attention to any travel restrictions. Remember this is for your own safety, there are bears, big, nasty, hungry bears out there that just want to eat a cow and it is a well known fact that bears travel the roads looking for cows so for God's sake stay the hell off the road! Thank you.
The staff at the "Weekly Countdown"
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